05 January 2009


One would think the creativity to cram one’s religious beliefs into the allotted space on a license plate would come with a sense of irony. Not so, evidently. The bearer of a “GOD1ST” tag barreled past me yesterday so fast I could barely read it, weaving hell for leather among three lanes, alternately tailgating and cutting off other motorists, as if, indeed, God were at the wheel and taking the creed quite literally.

Great character reference for your deity.


Eric Lester said...

My first glance read it as "Godist," sort of like "atheist." But reading it as "god first" is funny.

"God first, get the Hell out of the way."

Nodressrehearsal said...

Ohmygod, did you want to follow, perhaps to touch the bumper and get healed?

Eric Lester said...

I was too late to read your last post on tibu -- I hope you'll post it here.